Text conversation with my husband:
I am so hungry I feel like a cave woman! Bring me that beast so I can gnaw on its leg.
Me Ugg provide!
I will reward you with a primal kiss. Sorry the cave is such a mess.
Messy cave no confront Ugg. Ugglets guarantee messy cave. Ugg like primal kissing.
Ugg awesome. Me love Ugg.