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I went Paleo and here's what happened:

Text conversation with my husband:

I am so hungry I feel like a cave woman! Bring me that beast so I can gnaw on its leg.


Me Ugg provide!

I will reward you with a primal kiss. Sorry the cave is such a mess.

Messy cave no confront Ugg. Ugglets guarantee messy cave. Ugg like primal kissing.


Ugg awesome. Me love Ugg.

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