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I wish I could find

A noob dance class for fat girls, with a modicum of natural ability, who never bothered to pursue it because of that one time they got called to the front of the class they were children to do pirouettes, and upon doing them properly, the teacher told the class, "see, the biggest girl in the class can even do these right. Why can't the rest of you?"

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