Welcome To The Bitchery

I woke up in the 80's

Friends, I don’t claim to be particularly fashionable and I can’t go shopping for clothes that often for budget reasons. Children need food and housing and all.

But when I stopped by to pick up something at the store, somehow I hit my head and woke up in the 80's. Crop tops, high waist everything, miniskirts and bodysuits. Bodysuits! That shit is a pain in the ass to pee in!

Someone help me, I don’t know how I got here or how to get back to the present. The phones are all huge and an 80's businessman is the Communications Director of the White House.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter