Friends, I don’t claim to be particularly fashionable and I can’t go shopping for clothes that often for budget reasons. Children need food and housing and all.

But when I stopped by to pick up something at the store, somehow I hit my head and woke up in the 80's. Crop tops, high waist everything, miniskirts and bodysuits. Bodysuits! That shit is a pain in the ass to pee in!

Someone help me, I don’t know how I got here or how to get back to the present. The phones are all huge and an 80's businessman is the Communications Director of the White House.