Teh dumb. It is strong in this one.

A man who was sentenced to 100 years in prison for a multitude of crimes is suing Nike for $100 million because it was their fault he nearly stomped a man to death.

The second graf of the Oregonian story most concisely explains the dumb (emphasis of teh dumb is mine):

Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy's prostitute in June 2012.

Kinja is again being an ass and not letting me imbed a URL, so here's a full link: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index…