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If I could have one personal servant ala Downton Abbey

I would have to go with Mrs. Patmore. I don't have enough parties to require footmen or a butler. I love driving, so a chauffeur is unnecessary. I WOULD enjoy having parlor maids to clean and a lady's maid to blow dry the back of my hair. And who wouldn't want Mrs. Hughes in their life? But having someone to make me breakfast and dinner would be life-changing. I order take-out way too often and when I do go grocery shopping, I never use up the ingredients before they go bad. So Mrs. Patmore wins!


What kind of servant would you pick?

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