....by proclaiming her "not a real woman" who "doesn't want to walk away from that NFL money" and how she and Ray Rice "deserve each other" because she didn't immediately walk away from her abuser like a nonexistent badass fantasy woman, I may seriously lose my shit, guys. I can't deal with this. People are not only awful, they're goddamn stupid. My internal scream is reaching untenable decibels with this thing.