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If I Were Oprah

I would hide things under chairs in my house. Then whenever I had guests I'd be like, " If you look under your chair, you're going home with A BRAND NEW MITER SAW!!!!" but sometimes it'd be good stuff and sometimes it'd be shitty stuff and sometimes it'd be sticky bubblegum. K talk to you guys later. You are all free to post Oprah gifs now.


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