Where are my fucking lasers mounted on dinosaurs? That would be nice,Kinja. Just sayin.' I believe when Gawker Media first broached the idea of the Kinja switchover, we were promised dinosaurs mounted with powerful laser guns. So why have you not delivered. You've been around for about six months now, and I have yet to see one single laser-mounted dinosaur.

I mean. That's bullshit, OK?