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I saw Man of Steel tonight, and I got really bored by the whole thing. I was rather intrigued by Faora and the actress playing her, Antje Traue, though. She's pretty badass in the movie, and she got me thinking about other badass action movie type actresses and how great it would be if they were all in an ensemble movie à la The Expendables.*

Here's my cast for an all-female version of The Expendables:

— Antje Traue

— Michelle Rodriguez

— Gina Torres

— Jennifer Lawrence

— Milla Jovovich

— Lena Headey

— Uma Thurman

— Angelina Jolie (c'mon she's Lara Croft)

— Helen Mirren

Who would you cast?

*Supposedly there is a female version of The Expendables coming out, but the most information I could find about it just indicated that the project has been announced and it's due out in 2015, if it ever happens.

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