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...you gotta imprison her in the tub...

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...which she'll try to escape...

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If you ignore her pleas, she lets you wash her. If you wash her, you have to dry her. When you dry her, she gets angry...

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...but eventually, she gets all cute...

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...and then she lets you dry her.

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Missy (the cat) is around 16 and has been living with us for about three months now. She lives in the basement and has been getting a bit dusty. We usually take her to a groomer, but since she didn't need a haircut, tried to give her a bath instead. It was semi successful, if you consider that two adults had to work in tandem to bathe her. She's now happy as a clam, though still kinda refuses to deign us with her presence. Next time, we might try a dry shampoo.

Note: The bathtub was totally drained before I used the hairdryer, which was kept on low/cool the entire time.

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