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If you guys ever worry I've got my shit together...

Remember this moment.

I just used a mason jar of vodka to put a nail in the wall so I could hang a Christmas present up because I was too lazy to dig the hammer out.


A mason jar.

Of vodka.

I don't even drink vodka. Do you think I bruised it?

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