Because I'm sick, I'm watching even more useless television than usual. Now watching Below Deck, the mean head stewart has this really good theory that everyone has a font that would represent them. This is what I think I would be Cooper Black. Sure, I might seem with-it when you first look at me, but I am a serif and have some traditional ways. I try harder. I'm not all serious like Times New Roman but you kern me the right way and I could do anything. Cooper Black. A little saucy but traditional and fun.
AND YOU KNOW ME, I'M FUCKING FUN.