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If you were a font, what font would you be?

Because I'm sick, I'm watching even more useless television than usual. Now watching Below Deck, the mean head stewart has this really good theory that everyone has a font that would represent them. This is what I think I would be Cooper Black. Sure, I might seem with-it when you first look at me, but I am a serif and have some traditional ways. I try harder. I'm not all serious like Times New Roman but you kern me the right way and I could do anything. Cooper Black. A little saucy but traditional and fun.

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AND YOU KNOW ME, I'M FUCKING FUN.

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