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Silly Quiz time! Which president are you? Me?

I've got a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears. I threw a dagger into heaven and can kill with a stare. I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky, killed my sensei in a duel and I never said why.

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Which U.S. President Are You?

  1. You got: George Washington
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Via jrbenjamin.com

Hey there, trendsetter, you sure know what you want — and you seem to figure out exactly how to get it. It's hard for people to say anything negative about you — you're just too genuine. You're a great example for the rest of us. You were born to lead. Keep doin' your thing.

Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton...

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