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I'll stop being an asshole when you start feeding your cat

The thing about neighbors is you have to establish boundaries or they'll be dicks all the time. This is Scrappy. He's like 50 years old and he allegedly lives next door but they hate him so I feed/cuddle him. He was super skittish at first but now he's a total snuggler.

The neighbors are still total assholes though so whenever we find a big spider in our house we throw it over the fence into their yard because fuck them.


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