to sparkling water.

I started with the flavors, but now my favorite is "Pure." I would drink it all day, every day. What's the problem? It makes me burp and gives me the hiccups pretty frequently BUT I CAN'T STOP. I am currently hiccuping with burps in between. It's gross, but I'm home alone watching Hulu, so it doesn't matter. It's really annoying though.

WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU, SPARKLING WATER?