I am amazed at everybody holding down the fort and taking people to task on this. I feel like I very blithely went to bed Saturday evening, spent two days away from the internet (for REASONS), and then came back and y'all were burning this mother to the ground.

I've just spent the last few hours puttering and catching up on things, and I've been doing a lot of this:

I will expand upon REASONS later, but now is not the time. I will wait until everyone is at home with a few drinks in them (including me)...