Hello! Remember me? It's been awhile!

Since we last talked:

- I moved to the Bay Area!

- Attended a coding bootcamp!

- Got a job!

- Watched all of American Ninja Warrior!

How are you guys? Any new catchphrases I should know about? Has pancake won the pancake >>> waffle war yet? Please don't tell me about any drama llamas; I'm just going to pretend they never happened.

For those Project Runway-ers out there: HOW HAS KINI NOT WON EVERYTHING YET?