Dear Pyrax, never drink on an empty stomach again.
I can't sleep because I've gone to puke 6 times so far tonight/this morning. After every time I get an overpowering thirst but if I drink any water I just puke it up again as soon as the next wave comes. My mom told me to eat a piece of bread an hour after puking so I tried to nibble on one but it just seemed to bring on the nausea instead of get rid of it. Tried Tums too even though I was told they probably wouldn't work (they didn't).
I want my headstone to say ";".
Edit: Everything seems to have settled down. I'm not risking getting out of bed and moving around just yet but it's been over 2 hours with no sign of it coming back, so I think I'm out of the woods! Thank you guys so much, without your sage advice I probably would have just sat on the bathroom floor and cried all morning.