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My professor's son went trick or treating, but doesn't like candy. So my professor brought all his kid's candy to class and passed the bag around so we could take whatever we wanted, because he and his boyfriend don't want to eat it either.

Sitting here eating nerds, it suddenly occurred to me that this is candy someone in my professor's neighborhood was giving out to children, and it's ended up in the hands (and mouth) of some random college student. I dunno. There's something funny about it.

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Or maybe I just think too much.

I probably just think too much.

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