but whoever thought to put cream cheese in sushi should be taken out back and beaten bloody.

And even worse, when it's surprise cream cheese that you thought was actually imitation crab. I was all excited for my lunch, hungry after lots of morning errands, and luckily went into the store just as they were putting out freshly-made sushi and it all looked sooooo good. Thank goodness I still had a perfectly good avocado and tuna roll to eat.