Because I'm stuck at home on a Friday night (and all the other nights) and I am menstrual and bored!
So, won't you help me pick out some nail polish? I'm taking suggestions on color, shade, finish, and possible nail art.
Or just tell me a story and help me get through my boring, lonely evening?
I hereby swear that my next post will have some honest-to-dog content, but tonight, it's fluff all the way.