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I'm gonna have a son!

It's gonna be a whole person with arms and legs and stuff. And I keep having absurd thoughts like : what will his favorite writers be at birth? And then remembering that 1. he can't read, 2. he doesn't have books in there.But yes, he's perfect and I think he's small because he's in the 20th/25th percentile but that's okay because he's perfect and he's mine. And he has a heart and brains, you guys. Whole. New. Person.


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