My code broke production.
Had we gone with my solution, this wouldn't have happened, but nooooooo.
I'm still in the freaking "OMGWTF happened to prod" meeting anyway.
No, they're not going to give me an extension on my ticket.
No, I can't go with my original solution.
My husband is all tired and grumpy and probably won't want to go out tonight, even though a god-damn drink is all my body craves right now.
Good thing I have magic nails right now, or I'd be jumping out a window.