There is a wasp in my dining room. I was just hangin' out, eating my ramen when I heard the buzzing. You know that sound!
My eyes widened, I grabbed my laptop and food, and am hiding in my bedroom.
I have some really important questions.
Why does this keep happening?!?
I recently found a dead bee in my chives (I have a very small windowsill garden). Do these horrible flying things come in here to die?
But more importantly...
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE. ARE YOU WASP MCGYVER. UGH.
I SWEAR ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE SEALED. WHAT IS HAPPENING
I don't want to go back out there, guise.