I'm not a comic book person. I do follow comic book movies. I enjoy that format very much, and I love that comic books, which are basically storyboards, are being translated into motion pictures nowadays. But I just read the story about Michael Douglas starring as Hank Pym in Edgar Wright's Ant-Man, and just felt this huge Eeeew/UGH come over me. Is anyone else ready for Michael Douglas to retire? The only time I want to hear his name, is in conversations about Michael Keaton (since that's Keaton's real name; he had to choose another one b/c of Kirk Douglas, so his Keaton is Buster-related).