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I'm Not Tootin' My Own Horn...

... it’s just my “tummy” misbehaving. :(

I don’t know what possessed me to add chocolate milk to my cereal but an entire glorious weekend of that has me hurting. I’ve never been medically diagnosed with lactose-intolerance or having IBS but I think I have both things.

I just want it to stop because it’s hurting (literally, I feel the need to poop constantly and sometimes there are spasms in the rectal area?) and I have to stop farting.



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