I think I just got food-shamed in the elevator coming back to my desk with my lunch. The other girl in the elevator noticed my place of macaroni and cheese and said "enjoy your carbs!" Like, wtf bitch, I WILL enjoy my carbs, thank you, the weather fucking sucks today and I want comfort food.

Really, universe? Was it declared "Let's Shit On ScienceGal Day"? Because if my experiment doesn't work on top of everything else, I'll take that as a sign that I should've stayed in bed today.