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I'm so excited!

This is the first year in many a years spent in retail in which I do not have a 12+-hour shift starting at midnight/buttcrack of dawn. In fact, I work 430-10. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

I got to have wonderful carb-induced sleep! I didn't have to leave in the middle of festivities to go sleep so I could wake back up in a couple hours to go to work! HAPPY GODDAMN THANKSGIVING TO ME.

I'm so damn happy I made my coworkers cinnamon pumpkin cheesecake and dropped it off after I dropped my husband off at work.


Solidarity to those of you who did have to work those ugly shifts and deal with people with bad attitudes.

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