(LW hears Mr. Waffle in the kitchen, he turns on the stove)
LW: Are you heating up water?
MW: No, I'm recooking some fries. Did you want some tea?
LW: No, I just wanted you to heat up some water. ...I'M SORRY!!
(Mr. Waffle erupts in laughter)

Why do I do that?? It's like I can't even control it. It just bursts forth from my rotten mouth. Thank goodness Mr. Waffle is so good-natured.