of Catan. I'm playing with Mr. Agador Spartacus, his dad, his sister, and his sister's fiancé. Each turn is taking forever, and nobody has been getting any useful resources. Please entertain me during this game because I'm not sure why we're still playing it.

ETA: GAME IS FINALLY OVER! The sister's fiancé won with four cities, a settlement, and a insta victory point dev card.