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but I’m not sure which part.

Apparently, the Chief of Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F)(a Sunni political party according to wikipedia), Maulana Fazlur Rehman has asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against all Pakistani women because their immodesty has brought ire from ISIS, earthquakes, and the energy crisis.


It doesn’t look like a satire website....


ETA: Gemmabeta says it originated from a satirical web site here. The site also has articles with titles like “Veterans advise aspiring lawyers to study administrative pleasures for trial judges instead of law books” and “Last Pakistani without wajibul qatl fatwa hiding under bed.”

I feel like I can sleep better tonight.

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