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I'm Tired of this Government Shutdown

Guys, I'm over it. I am. I barely even check headlines anymore because I just assume (correctly) that everything is still fucked. And it is. It is royally fucked. So I made a list of things that are kind of ok in the world still. Does this help? No. We're still fucked. But it's a list. What are your things that make these weeks less obnoxious?

1. Pumpkin-spiced existence*

2. It's almost fall in the south. I wore pants this week.

3. Wendy. Fucking. Davis.

4. Malala was on The Daily Show!

5. Red Pandas are adorable.

6. There's a first edition of Pride and Prejudice for sale right now if I only had $75,000

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7. I've lost more than 50 pounds in the last two years as of last week

8. Discount Halloween candy cometh

9. There's an otter somewhere that will snuggle my face.

10. I don't know. The day is just beginning.

*I do not get the pumpkin obsession.

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