Sorry for the super graphic drawing of my lady lumps.
Perhaps a NSFW warning should be added?
I drew you a picture to demonstrate where my incision is (red line is pointing to it) and where my dressing is (blue line). There's a little tent of space under by left jumbly, and because of where the dressing is, a bra isn't helping to support things so that the incision isn't squashed. I'm squashing the incision whenever I walk.
On top of that, ALL of that space is itchy. The adhesive is itchy (and is making me more reactive to skin irritants because additive effect), the skin out of the way on account of the tit-tent is itchy, the incision is itchy...I'm going to have a naked dance party tomorrow when I get to take the dressing off. I'M TIT-CHY!
And also, I have a super slight fever that I'm acutely aware of. I will not panic, I will not panic, I will not panic.
I now return you to your previously scheduled funny-time.