Seriously.

I’m done with men telling me that they “love getting women off” and then when it comes time for the actual boning, they play with my boobs a little bit, make the most half-assed attempt at eating me out, and then stick their dick in me after making their show of attending to my pleasure.

Most of them can’t kiss worth a damn, and half of them can’t even stay hard.

I really wanted to have sex...but not like that. I am too old for this shit, and I should know better.

Dating sucks.