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I'm Too Old for Weak-Ass Sexual Encounters (NSFW, TMI)

Seriously.

I’m done with men telling me that they “love getting women off” and then when it comes time for the actual boning, they play with my boobs a little bit, make the most half-assed attempt at eating me out, and then stick their dick in me after making their show of attending to my pleasure.

Most of them can’t kiss worth a damn, and half of them can’t even stay hard.

I really wanted to have sex...but not like that. I am too old for this shit, and I should know better.

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