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I'm trying to decide...

...if the Keanu version of The Day the Earth Stood Still is the dumbest and must insulting remake of a classic movie ever made in the history of Hollywood.

I had always thought it was the insane Psycho remake. But I'm not sure now. That, at least, seemed driven by a weird, if misplaced, sense of tribute. And the insanity of the whole notion at least lent it some amount of interest. If only in a trainwreck kind of way.


This is just jaw-droppingly bad. In all the most uninteresting ways possible. It's like it was devised by a Macbook screenwriting program from 1999.

Thoughts? Is this the worst remake of a great movie ever? Is it too late to get Takei involved?

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