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I'm Vacuuming in Heels!

...to break them in, for my friend's wedding in a few weeks. It feels weird, mostly b/c it's fancy shoes with yoga pants. I've heard it's good for one's calves, so maybe I'll call this my workout for the day.

I like to think I look like this:

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When it's far more likely that I'm more like this:

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