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Subj: Birthday next week

Hey, so I was thinking we should do your birthday celebration on Tuesday when you’re in the office. Have you given any thought as to what you’d prefer as a birthday treat? Let me know :)


RE: Birthday next week

I haven’t thought about it much, but I’ve been on a real olive kick lately. Maybe not what everyone else on the team would consider a treat, but I love olives!

RE:RE: Birthday next week

LOL! Well give it some thought and I’ll arrange something.


Gimme olives, I want olives for my birthday!

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