According to a sign in my closest Chipotle lunch spot, their pinto beans are now vegetarian?
So I tried them, and...they're delicious! Pinto beans are my favorite, so I was probably way more excited about this than is reasonable.
Black beans in the picture above = liars.
Apparently this happened a while ago, but I only just found out. If this is what happens when I go on a juice fast, I need to do this more often. Gunning for you next, McDonalds...