Here's Lewis Black's sketch about candy corn (good stuff kicks in 35 seconds in).

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Comedy Central

I lose it at "they wash it, they wash it."

Although he's wrong - candy corn is the best. Especially this year, where my local drug store had both "pumpkin spice" candy corn and "smores" candy corn, both of which taste like:

I bought enough to put the Hulk into a sugar coma.