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In Not Very Interesting News Today

1. Apparently, the people of Monterey Bay, CA are being kept up at night by the sex calls of the toadfish.

I would feel more sympathy were it not that Monterey Bay looks like this:

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If they are unhappy with that noise, I feel that they should give me their houses. I'll live there.

2. THIS is the satanic leaf-tailed gecko. It is cooler than I am. This is not hard, but I am noting that it is true.

3. Today, I want to live in one of these.

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