Because the Times Square Olive Garden is offering a deal of a buffet! Only $400 a head!

No breadsticks, by the way. Just so you know.

Now, I know this is likely just a way for people to have a less-crowded space to head to, but seriously? $400 and you can’t even give me the ONE THING that I like from Olive Garden? For that sort of money, it should RAIN breadsticks!