Guys. Help. I'm looking for an old post. It was not by me, and I don't remember who it was by. I was brand-new to GT (it may have been my first time visiting, actually). But it was brilliant.

Basically it compared different types of boyfriends to different types of drink, including drank. It has been in my head for some reason and I was talking to someone about it and I really wanted to find it, so if this sounds like something you wrote or you remember this, help a girl out?