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In Which I Am The Victim Of Stealthy Spouse Snarking™ on Facebook

So generally, I don't spend a lot of time on Facebook - usually just long enough to post funny updates, pictures of my cats or food I've been cooking, and to become so annoyed with other people's inanity that I swear to not go back for a few days.

Imagine my surprise when I started getting a whole bunch of Facebook notifications on my phone this morning (I had forgotten I even had push notifications for FB on).

I went to check it out, and this is what I found:


Part of me wants to be pissed, but honestly? I'm actually kind of impressed by my apparent Cirque-du-Soleil-like dexterity in my sleep.

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