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In Which I Blame Other Commenters For My Own Folly

Dear Commenters,

Please stop it with all your nail polish posts. Your vast collections make my paltry one seem small and sad. (Yes, I am looking at you Blue Alaskan.)


So what do I do? Well, I go down to Ulta. And while I'm there I am forced to also buy lip gloss, mascara and conditioner.

Dammit you guys!

So stop. Just stop. Please protect me from myself.



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