Was there some big group meeting at Jezebel headquarters where they decided that they needed more disgusting posts, and so someone was assigned to do one post a week about something utterly revolting?

I just don't understand why we're suddenly having all these posts about shit and old period blood and other things that I don't want to read about anywhere, but especially not on site devoted to celebrity news and feminist issues. I don't click on these posts (just like I don't click on posts here that my lovely Groupthinkers kindly label "TMI: bodily issues" or the like), but they're almost always "promoted" and are therefore at the top of the fucking page for the entire day. I get bored at work, and I don't want to look at an illustration of a thong with shit on it or be confronted by the image of old period blood that smells like broccoli every time I look at the MP.

Am I the only one bothered by this? AM I A PRUDE, GROUPTHINK? I'm not judging anyone for wanting/liking to talk about this kind of thing if they want, but I just wish it wasn't splashed across half the MP for hours at a time.