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In which I try to scare away New Boy

Sent a snapchat to New Boy of the package for my peel-off mask with the caption, “Now for the un-sexy part of the evening.”

New boy: “I’m sure you’re still sexy.”

Me:

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If he can’t handle me at my worst, he doesn’t deserve me when I look like a normal human being who isn’t about to molt. That’s how that saying goes, right?

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