I’m having people over for some grilled steaks later and I can’t decide whether I want to go the Salt+Pepper+Fire = Perfect route, or if I want to be more elaborate with it. We are eating steak and drinking scotch before we go see Nick Offerman & Megan Mullaly’s standup show later tonight (yay!). I feel like Ron Swanson would not marinate.

I’m sure it will taste great regardless.

God damn do I love red meat.