Let's put a little jump here for spoilers:
Why were the speeches edited? WHY? I mean, it sounded like Jared Leto's was about 6 hours long, but it was clearly edited. Was Matthew McConaughey's speech actually coherent or was that the whole, rambling 'we're on a plank/dirt road' mess they gave us?
AND IT WAS PREPARED.
Dude. Dude. DUDE.
(no, but seriously, are you the Yellow King?)