"...Thing It Explicitly Intended To Do."

Addressing the controversy surrounding his state's recently signed Religious Freedom Restoration Act, Indiana governor Mike Pence forcefully insisted to reporters Monday that the new law has nothing at all to do with what it was explicitly intended to do. "Let me state directly that in no way is this law designed to allow the kind of anti-gay discrimination that is the law's single reason for existing," said Pence, emphasizing that provisions authorizing businesses to refuse service to gay customers were nothing more than the only explanation for the law being drafted in the first place.

You know, when satirical sites like The Onion give it to us straighter than the supposedly responsible Fourth Estate establishment, something is a little off kilter.

I see Walmart has started leaning on the governor of Arkansas, on their own version of this ridiculous law. Good.