I’ve been binging The IT Crowd lately, and while I do not for the life of me understand it, I am crazy attracted to Douglas’ character. Like, I know he is an absurd caricature of a clueless jackass, and all I want is to bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.

I mean, come on:

So now I’m googling Matt Berry’s music and watching Toast of London. Because I’m a glutton for punishment.

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le sigh.

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